Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies
Josh looks like an overexcited girl oh my god
HaHa! Hail the Conquering Hero!
Double O Ninja!
What a relief, I look amazing in this!
HANG ON TIGHT, PANDA!
I run into battle!
I’ll wait for you guys here!
is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT
I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”
THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS
i was listening to china’s marukaite chikyuu and reading the english lyrics when